Body acceptance is the new black.

This link made me cry silent tears on the train on the way in to work when I first read it. You know the ones, the stealth ones, that just slide down your face until you accidentally inhale one and then have to cough and pretend you have allergies.

So much of it hit nerves  – although hardly any of it is me, not any more, because I have long since accepted my shape and that it is FINE – but it is true of other people that I love, or like, or admire or even see in passing on the train.

You get a group of women together (I’m sorry guys, for not including you, but it is still mainly women that do this), and invariably the topic turns to diets.

They ‘can’t’ have this bit of cake, or that bit of biscuit, they daren’t have that salad dressing, or the yoghurt they like, or even the FRUIT that they like. It’s got too many calories, or carbs, or too much fat, or sugar or, oh, anything except AIR for goodness sake. A headsup; you absolutely can have whatever you want. You don’t need permission, or for it to be a ‘treat’, or a bit of ‘naughtiness’. It’s just food. Enjoy it. You are not a lesser mortal. You, too, are allowed to have nice things.

My body is a fabulous thing. It is. Honestly. I don’t care if nobody else thinks it is. I want it to continue to be a fabulous thing.

If my weight impacts on my health, and I can tell when it does, then I know what I need to do, because I KNOW MY BODY. I eat plant and protein based, essentially, for a few weeks, and I feel better. Note FEEL better, not LOOK better.

I do not want to fit into society’s ideal. Because society is totally fucked up with regards to female body image. Of course, every so often, I think I would like to have a slimmer figure, because buying clothes might be easier – though I doubt it – but you know what? I DON’T have that slimmer figure. I’m a big girl, with a big frame, and in order to change
it, I have to go to silly extremes, and I am not going to do that just to conform. Just like those naturally skinny women. Why should they start to eat tons of everything just so they might look like…what? A totally different person, with totally different genetics to them?

I went to a gym for 6 months, for two hours, three times a week. Did I lose weight? Nope. I did have fun though. I was the only person in that place smiling. And why? Because my body was letting me do stuff. I can still go out and dance for 5 hours, if my back lets me, should I so choose.


I am fed up with seeing gorgeous, intelligent, wonderful women reduce themselves, their whole remarkable, living, breathing, child-raising, child-teaching, nightclub running, law practising, engineering, science experimenting, music playing, truck driving, bike-riding, company running, techgeeking, game playing, language learning, absolutely-fan-fucking-tastic selves, to a figure on a scale, a comparison to an ideal that so often isn’t even what it looks like on the page.

Enough already, Society, enough.

Our bodies are miraculous. No matter which bit is broken, or which bit has hair, or ‘too much’ fat, or spots, or stretch marks, or wrinkles or saggy boobs, or chunky legs, or ‘too big’ hips, the rest of it keeps us here, and breathing and living and loving.

And thank whatever deities we choose to believe in, for that. And you.


You might be happy, but are you WELL?

Personally, yes, I am well. Ok, so I have a chronic illness, that periodically makes my life a misery, but even in those times, and in-between those times, I am – mostly – well and happy and content.

I am perfectly happy with how I look, despite The Media yelling at me all the time that how I look is somehow wrong. (There is no wrong way to have a body. Just saying.)

I enjoy my food, and I am comfortable in that joy. In fact, I relish that joy of cooking and eating.

Wellness for me is not the elimination of everything you hold dear with no sound medical reason, because someone else has tagged it ‘unclean’. That doesn’t lead to wellness, it leads to fear, and paranoia, self denial and almost self flagellation. It also seems to lead to an awful lot of expense. The wellness and clean eating trend seems to mean a totally clean wallet, mainly. The Medjool date sellers and Sainsbury’s must be in heaven.

I am very well aware of how my body works, and what it needs to nourish itself.

Now. Read that again. “I am very well aware of how my body works, and what it needs to nourish itself.”

MY body, not yours. Or anyone else’s. What works for me (and I do NOT mean what makes me lose weight, in case anyone asks) may very well not work for anyone else at all on this planet.

We are legion, and because we are legion, there are as many body types, and health types as there are teeming billions on this tiny blue pearl of ours coasting through space.

Wellness, to me, doesn’t mean restriction to the point of madness. It certainly doesn’t mean designating a foodstuff ‘evil’ just because YOU have a reaction to it.

For example, if I take tetracycline antibiotic, it kills my white blood cells. We learned this through a nearly fatal experience when I was 6 or 7, but I am certainly not going to go around telling everyone I meet that they should never take it and that it will kill them. There is not, and never will be, a one size fits all when it comes to food and eating, and nor should there be. We are not living in Airstrip One. Yet.

Thane Prince made a very good comment the other night at our cookbook club, in that the current fads are now decrying what used to be our ‘wellness’ foods back in the day.

Good, wholemeal homemade bread has now become evil incarnate. It’s a great shame. One of the most simple, basic foods there has ever been, a food which has sustained millions, banished by people who think the world needs to be spoken to like they all have an illness or an allergy.  I am not in favour of the Chorleywood technique, as that has caused its own problems, despite it being a very useful tool when it was needed but the pure pleasure in eating well made bread, with cool butter, is one that should not be ignored.

Bread – 4 or so ingredients, butter 2 ingredients. Together they bring joy. (I am, however, extremely glad that a gluten free bakery in London has managed to provide my GF friends with the same joy. Restriction through necessity is not fun.)


Projecting your own food fears and obsessions out into the world can be dangerous, but it is also highly profitable. Our £60 BILLION diet industry is proof of that. It plays on our fears, and our insecurities. Ruby Tandoh has a rather brilliant post here on the subject. I am extremely glad that she is using her media position to speak out.

Life will be better IF we are more slim, just that bit more slim, and then a bit more.

WHEN you lose the weight, you can do [swimming/cycling/play with your kids]

This is all just another Cambridge Diet, or F Plan, or Slim Fast or Grapefruit Diet or Lighter Life in another guise.

Cycle, play with your kids, swim, walk, dance when nobody’s looking, dance when somebody IS looking. It’s YOUR body. Nobody else owns it.

I wish that people were able to genuinely love themselves for who and what they are.

Life doesn’t begin when you lose weight. It’s only you that is stopping yourself from doing all those fabulous things. Yes, I did lose a lot of weight a long time ago, through severe restriction. NOTHING CHANGED. I was still me, and what I discovered was that am not a bad thing to be.

I’ll go on the beach, or by the pool, in a swimsuit and hang the critics. Why? Because it’s my body, and it’s my life, and people do not dictate to me.

You are under no obligation to look at me. But you can if you want.

Run with the Moon
Sent to me by my friend Becca, as it reminded her of me. I am deeply honoured.

This courgette* has no morals!


I just read this rather excellent piece by Eva Wiseman.

I have to say, I agree with pretty much all of it. It’s nothing that hasn’t been said recently, but it absolutely bears repeating, often. Gizzi Erskine came out against the clean eating fad a while back, expressing concerns – rightly so – about the negative effect the Cult of Clean has on people’s attitudes to food and body size, not to mention the moralisation of foods. Clean foods, dirty foods et al. They’re just FOOD, not a bible class.

A marvellous rant on Twitter by Poots attracted the interest of Jay Rayner and Tim Hayward, thereby ensuring that it went viral. People said “Oh but it’s been said before.” and yes, it has but it needs to be heard again and again.

The demonisation of sugar, of gluten, of dairy – yes Lorraine Pascale I’m looking askance at you and your proclaimed avoidance which is rich for someone whose shows about baking made you famous – has people who aren’t food aware running in ever decreasing circles as they cut out one thing after another. (There’s also something very uncomfortable for me about people who have access to huge amounts of food cutting out whole swathes of it needlessly when some people have access to almost none.)

STOP IT. YOU DO NOT NEED TO DO THAT. (disclaimer: if you have an actual allergy, or an actual intolerance, then of course, you need to do that. This isn’t about you.)

People like Ella write as though all their readers suffer from a food allergy/food related illness. Most people don’t, so stop making people eat like they do. Her own illness getting better by changing her diet is a good thing for her. However, that doesn’t automatically mean she has authority or the knowledge to teach others how to eat. What works for her may not work for others. Hooray for her, she’s healthy again, but health and diet are so subjective that any attempt to blanket diagnose is sheer idiocy. I feel better in myself when I don’t eat white bread or white pasta, but that’s personal to me, and I’m not going to push that on anyone else, because nobody else has my genetics, body or physical make up. If my friend Pete ate my diet – fibre rich – it would, quite literally, kill him.

Gluten is only bad for those people who are allergic, intolerant to it or are Coeliac. Coeliac disease isn’t an allergy or an intolerance, it is actually an auto-immune condition but gluten can make it a life-threatening illness.

If you aren’t one of those people, then yay you! Go eat a bacon sandwich, hoist high a baguette, chew on a croissant and celebrate your freedom. Please do not say things like “I ate a whole baguette and then I was bloated! I must be allergic!” because that’s daft. You aren’t, you just ate A WHOLE BAGUETTE.

If you have a real allergy, you will absolutely know about it. Feeling full and a bit uncomfortable after eating too much bread or pasta doesn’t count. Go take a TUMS, and have a lie down.

I could bang on about this kind of thing for ages, but my opinion doesn’t count. No, really, it doesn’t.


Because I don’t look like this.


I look like this:


and an overweight person’s views on proper healthy eating are never going to be taken seriously because the underlying response, though never spoken out loud unless that person is particularly asinine, will always be “But you’re fat, so surely you can’t be healthy.”

Never mind the facts, which are that my blood pressure, cholesterol levels and overall health is excellent despite having a chronic illness, let’s just look at shape.

I come from a long line of round and fluffy people. I am never going to not be round and fluffy. I am totally fine with that. The only thing you can tell from my body size, is what I look like.

As for my diet, I know what to eat – FOR ME. Same as Ella knows what to eat FOR HER. Most people know and will admit if pressed that crisps and highly processed snack foods are treats, not staples. At least, I hope they do. Pringles aren’t one of the four main food groups, Twinkies aren’t even a food.

I know how my body works, and how it reacts to foods. I am acutely aware of those things. I certainly do not need some trust fund baby pushing squidged dates and chia seeds at me in order to make me into some semblance of what society deems normal just because it made her feel better. Nor will I benefit from reading books or instagram feeds about glowing, unless they are written by people with actual, bonafide certifications (get in the sea McKeith), medical training and years of experience.

I will also add that if you are a convert to the school of GAPS diets, take yourself away from me now. Far, far away.

I wonder if what this fervour for eliminating everything we enjoy, what it all boils down to, right at the end, tucked away and going unacknowledged in that hidden room that nobody talks about, is the totally illogical quest for eternal life. Or at least the prolonging of this one. Putting off the swish of the scythe for as long as possible, by dint of quinoa and brain dust.

Well my lovelies, it isn’t going to work.

If life has taught me anything, it’s that the Man in Black will turn up as and when he will.

If only it was the skeleton in a robe riding Binky, who loves cats and music with rocks in, coming to take us to the afterlife we think we deserve, but it isn’t.

It’s stealthy, and sneaky, and mostly grabs you when you aren’t expecting it, no matter how much kale you eat.

So eat your greens, enjoy your cakes, have that bit of sugar every so often if you want, tootle about in the fresh air when you can, glory in the seconds as they pass – and do your best not to fall off a mountain because you don’t want your last words to be remembered as “Oh bugger.”


Baby got backfat.

It’s been a bit of a bodyfull week hasn’t it?

Poor old, dippy Jamelia, managing to elevate herself from her Tim Nice But Dim status to the Arch Enemy of All Peoples Not Average, then the amazing outpouring of body positivity – and stunning, empowering photos – under the WeAreTheThey hashtag. We also had Protein World’s utterly rubbish “Are you beach body ready?” posters.

You’ve got a body? Put it on a beach. There. It’s ready.

Edit: Protein World have been ‘fighting’ back, by which I mean insulting women on Twitter. Their monetary status has been leaked online. It’s not going well, despite their saying sales had tripled. The Lads are out in force on Twitter too. The CEO has been blocked and reported many times, and told that his Tweets contravene the 2010 discrimination act. It all went a bit quiet after that. It seems that the misogyny loving part of the Top Gear audience got bored, and went and found Protein instead.

38,416 signatories on a petition to remove the ad. Not just a minority, as Protein World claims.

Edit 2: 24 Apr 2015 from the petition originator:

The ASA has acknowledged the scale of the complaints and has requested that I remove the link from the petition page as further complaints delay their assessment process.

They are currently looking into the complaints and will be assessing them shortly.

Then we had the blogs following on from ProTwat World, and the discovery of Curvy Con, and more blogs, and more articles. So many of them that I can’t keep up, mostly espousing the same idea.


I will state, right here, and for the record, that I am fat. I am a size 24/26, nominally, and I am ABSOLUTELY HAPPY WITH THAT. I am not ashamed, though I used to be when I was younger. I learned not to be. Why be ashamed of something so natural?

I am not constantly criticising my body. It lives, it breathes, it keeps me alive. I have a chronic illness which could kill me, so I am grateful for every damned moment that my body keeps doing what it does. Weight, size and shape are not my main concern. Some days, whether I can feel the floor, or feel my fingers, or still see, those are my concerns.

I will always tend to the fat viewpoint, because that is my experience, BUT skinny people have it hard too. They aren’t being blamed for the downfall of the NHS, admittedly, but they still get catcalls, and still can’t find clothes to fit.

We had blogs right after Jamelia made her ill-advised blaarting. This blogger here started off the WeAreTheThey hashtag.

That hashtag showed us Instagram covered with outpourings of gorgeous, happy, confident people shouting out HEY IT’S ME! I DON’T FIT IN YOUR NORM AND I DON’T CARE! Twitter filled up with photos, with comments, shouting and laughing and yelling about how good people felt about themselves, and why should they hide away? There was a lot of anger, too. And more that an soupçon of Jamelia’s gone all Daily Mail on us, what a shame. She admitted she felt huge pressure to be thin again after she had her babies, and yet here she is, pressuring others. I assume that we are game because we don’t have an ‘excuse’?

Then we had more crossness after she tried to backtrack. It failed. Posting a photo of yourself on Instagram, showing how slim you are, and just saying “Anyhow…” really doesn’t help your cause. Whatever that cause was. Which I am still not sure about.

She claimed health, and the “I’m a mother” one, but nobody else’s health is really her business. The nation’s health is none of her business. Blaming the NHS problems on fat people is just old, tired and sad. Why don’t we blame it on all the drunk people who need looking after every single weekend too? Oh yes, and the ones who do dangerous sports as well, what about them? She cited appearance based judgement. For a woman of colour, that is outrageous.

I do find it peculiar that a woman of colour should advocate the idea that people outside a certain norm should go elsewhere. But it’s okay, really, because extra fat and extra thin are all lifestyle choices, of course! We can just change if we want to. Eat more pies! (Many thin people do eat more pies, you know.) Eat fewer pies! (Many fat people don’t eat pies, you know.)

I have a friend who eats chocolate, and biscuits, and all the things, but her weight and very slender shape stay the same. Why? BECAUSE THAT’S HER SHAPE, and you know what? There are hardly any high street stores that cater to her figure, and NONE that make bras for her. She’s got a better chance in clothing than I do, but it’s still not that much better.

Many fat people eat exactly the same foods as the ‘normal’ sized people, but their shape stays the same. BECAUSE IT’S THEIR SHAPE. I may eat exactly the same as the thin person next to me on the train, yet I stay this shape. I’m also the one who’ll get asked if I should be eating that. Or told I don’t need it. Or have “Maybe buy a salad?” suggested to me. You can probably guess how that goes.

Oh, and while we’re at it, I am NOT going to get into the “Well, it’s fine. They can’t help it, they’re fat/thin because of [illness/medication/disability].” I am not going to excuse my body to salve other peoples social consciences. I’m fat, get over it.

There are elements of The Good Fatty/skinny to that. You’re fat but trying to lose weight. That’s a good fatty. Oh you’re eating very well! There’s a good little skinny person.

Then we had more, like this bit of sense from Jameela.

I would only make one edit to that piece.

“Firstly, I am willing to agree with her that extreme body sizes aren’t often a sign of the best health. But they exist for a reason. Those reasons far transcend what they can and can’t find on the bloody high street. Many weight issues stem from illness, be it physical or indeed emotional – and some people are just the shape they are, and it’s none of our business. End of story.”

The whole thing made the Metro on Thursday.

This morning I read a most marvellous open letter. It said many of the things that have smacked me repeatedly in the thorax for a few years now.

This part hit me right in the feels, as the young folk say.

#ImNoAngel only shows ONE shape while redefining the sexy plus women; that shape being the traditional hourglass: a body with a waistline considerably smaller than a larger bust and hips. This is almost always (and is, in this case) accompanied by a flat belly. This shape is ubiquitous in plus-size modeling and some say that only showing one type of body isn’t an issue (after all, at least they’re plus-sized and on the F train, right?!?), but I disagree and would like to share with you a little bit about diversity and why it’s more important than you think.

I have lost count of the times that I have eagerly looked at a curvy girl website, only to find that these gorgeous ladies are…well, beautiful, but also societally acceptable. Nipped in waist, flat stomach, wide hips, rounded bosoms.

Me? I’m a kind of lumpy hourglass, with added bits. I have what my osteopath calls a wasp waist, which sounds fabulous, but what it means in reality is that I can never get jeans that fit, and I have lower back problems.

It is what it is.

I am glad to see such an outpouring. I have a niggling suspicion that the lady who started all this off is hiding an unhappiness with her own self, under all this bollocks, but it may be that she is just a fool. She has certainly shown herself to be one. Either that or she was hoping to play the Katie Hopkins card just to get attention. Well, she most definitely got that. I expect Loose Women’s ratings will have shot up, so in the end, they got what they wanted.

Now we come to the other thing that really bothers me. Offtrack, maybe, but that’s how my brain works.

The amazingly wonderful Lynda Bellingham was on Loose Women. She has always been the epitome of curvy style and grace for me, and I admit to having a girlcrush on her for years. Due to the aggressive cancer treatment she had, she became very thin, very fast. Each time I read about Jamelia’s words, it screams in my head that Lynda would probably far rather be curvy, or skinny, and HERE, then have the thinness that cancer imposed on her, and eventually took away. And yes, I cried, and I still cry for her now. Every time I see a Tweet from Mr Spain, I well up. He misses her so.

This is how I will remember her – and she didn’t fit into Jamelia’s norm either.

The amazing Lynda